If hotel lobbies and office block elevators had arms, wore hats, and smacked on MPCs this would be their anthem. They'd stand to salute their flag with this song on every morning, the lot of them, in school, reciting the words "ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba," and so on.
Sadly, that's not their reality. Instead it's just you, sitting in their stomach regions, completely oblivious of a life they yearn to live.
That's why I will pour one out for these under appreciated spaces, and so should you.