Last night I was quite excited and hyped the hell out of song via an Indie Shuffle review. Yeah, it was glorious; my heart rate peaked; the internet flickered.
Today I was burdened with the task of trying to one up my levels of energy, but in even fewer words. There really aren't too many combinations of words that can deliver as big a punch as I needed. I needed something that didn't need a whole review, yet still well and truly delivered the message.
I gave my friend the brief. The same on which was dropped on my desk this morning, like a flimsy baby whose been left idle on the counter top. He could see the sweat on my brow, "You need how much hype? In how few words?" Before I replied I mindlessly reached over toward the coffee, burning my finder in the process. That's when it dawned on me how I'd hype this track:
"Fuck."