You know what's tough? Writing words about music. That's why almost all of my reviews steer away from actually addressing what you're listening to -- because in the face of something difficult it's better to avoid doing it.
But really though, you're supposed to be listening to the song -- like, close your eyes and get all spiritual for fuck sakes!
Do some air yoga. Twist funny faces. Scream the sounds you're hearing at some inanimate object, brah.
Whatever you do though, do not actually read this review... Or, I guess, just restart the song?