I'm almost 100% sure that I've posted about this one from SAULT already. Almost, being 0% certain. Maybe I've erased parts of my memory in order to forget SAULT, like Jim Carey did in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
What if I was actually a part of the band, and after a rocky period in our relations I was ousted by the current leadership. There may have even been a stage where I was dating Kate Winslet!
The tragic loss of my past success must have been too heavy of a burden for me to bear. As I listen to SAULT's "Masterpiece," there's a shimmery glint in my eye.
I whisper, "Keeping knocking 'em dead, guys (without me)."