Jul 26, 2016
More likely than not, you've had a nightmare that resembles this scenario: Millions of face-painted "freaks" who may or may not follow a rap group called Insane Clown Posse marching towards you. This nightmare could very likely become a reality in Washington, on the 17th of September, 2017. Luckily for you, there is still time to prepare yourself for the aptly named 'Million Juggalo March'.
What riled these adult clown types you ask? Juggalos, or fans of hip hop groups associated with Psychopathic Records, were deemed a "loosely organized hybrid gang" by the FBI’s National Gang Intelligence Center in 2011. Since then the Record label's main act, Insane Clown Posse, have contested that title in court, but to no avail.
The group's initial case was thrown out by a federal judge, only to be appealed and then supported by the American Civil Liberties Union. This news is likely to strengthen the mob, currently estimated at around one million loyal members.
Insane Clown Posse's leader, Violent J, was quoted saying, "“We’re gonna do a fuckin’ march on Washington. They call the Juggalo World a movement, right? Well, let’s move!"
Scary stuff.
Image: [Wikipedia]