Moonlight Breakfast Dance Moves

Romania is a wonderful country, I've been. My uncle married a Romanian. Moonlight Breakfast are Romanian. However, the sound coming from this three piece feels more like a sweaty night out on New York City's underground disco circuit.

"Dance Moves" is drenched in sex appeal, the bass is undeniably fat, and the thoughts that come to mind when I hear the song make me blush. I wish I had more chest hair for when this song plays. It's a hope that is never fulfilled, and so my light gold-chain necklace and wife-beater tank top are going to remain in my dresser until it does.

I may not be able to fully enjoy this song, but maybe you have more of a Freddy Mercury aesthetic than I do, and boy should you be grateful.