Do we really care what happened at MTV's VMAs? No.
Unless you're scrambling to become a part of Yeezy's presidential street team, stop what you're doing. There is much more important news for your ears.
Miley Cyrus plopped a 23-song project on SoundCloud late last night. Within these "avant-garde" songs are some shockingly delightful gems with big names, including Big Sean, Ariel Pink, Wayne Coyne, and Phantogram's mesmerizing Sarah Barthel.
Maybe you'll listen to all 23 songs. Maybe not. But you should check out this deliciously seductive song. It is restrained and disarming, far closer to Phantogram's signature sound than Miley's colorful antics.
The newly blonde Sarah Barthel is busy right this very moment taunting us with her Big Bio/Big Grams collaboration. Be patient friends, and let this exhausting week slip away with "Slab of Butter (Scorpion)."
We will keep you up to date with those new Big Grams tracks as fast as we can.