It has been absolute yonks since my last review. Fortunately English is my first language and inbetween writing reviews I use it often.
In the interim I've devised a plan that I hope will help destabilize the world, increase our dependence on music and thus allow Jason, Indie Shuffle's founder, to take his rightful place on the throne as President of the United States of America.
The trick to destabilization lies in words like 'yonks.' The reason being because it's an expression that is difficult for other languages to fully understand. If we find more words of this calibre, and frequent them, eventually we'll drive everyone away from English.
When that happens globalization will slow and I'll be able to introduce a new language I've been working on called Mitsi. Mitsi, replaces language as we know it with clips of songs. Indie Shuffle is poised for world domination when our primary means of communication consist of clips of music.