L.A. Salami Jianni's From Australia (She'll Get By Fine)

"Hotline Bling" also came out in 2015, we didn't feature that one either. To this day I've never met a Jianni, although hopefully I will eventually -- she sounds lovely. My bets are on Lookman Adekunle Salami being able to make root canals seem rosy though, so Jianni might actually be a Trump supporter.

Maybe one day someone will write a song about you. It'll enter the ether, hopefully bringing along with it an essence of your relation to that person. I think I'd like that, unless the writer was a stalker and your relation was them freaking out about you. Once that song's written and released into existence there's really no stopping it without your knowledge.

This one's dedicated to you, Tracey, my dear <3