In light of how long ago it was since my last review (this is a relative metric as it's only been ~2 days), I figured this the perfect review to pull one out of the old playbook -- specifically, the 'Start Review, But Go For Lunch Halfway Through It.'
Legends of the trade have mastered this technique and as my first attempt looms it's no surprise I'm nervous.
(Some time passes)
Lunch was terrible, just got back. Tried engaging in conversation yet was only able to talk about Kit Kazar, as if not completing the review left me verbally constipated. I ordered 2 large Kit Kazars at one point, excused myself, had a deep, mirror-faced pep talk, burst into tears, hummed some Kit Kazar, went for a jog, played chess with an old man in the park, was arrested and tried 'not guilty' for drinking and driving, and eventually made my way back to pay the bill.
Still enjoying this Kit Kazar song though. Never doing that again though.
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