Thanks King Willow. I was listening to this song in the airport today and it made the wait a lot easier.
Actually, I had a really profound thought while as I was waiting for my parents to walk out from baggage claim, down that empty corridor, to be dispersed amongst a crowd of groggy travelers.
It's that dreaded moment when the sliding doors open up and you're released like a former zoo animal, but instead of being sent off into the wild it's a a sea of eager onlookers. You hope that whoever is collecting you is waiting at the very back so the greeting ceremony isn't a spectacle for bored family members waiting for their own.
This is why I waited at the back, and as I watched people pour past I thought, "I could be naked right now and no one would notice." No, but for real, nobody was paying much attention to what was in front of them. My dad actually walked straight past me.
I guess he didn't recognize me without clothes on.
There's no appropriate way for me to end this review as I didn't get naked, so my profound though is just speculation.