Think about how different life would be if we wrote English in Wingdings. Ultimately, this post would look cooler, but how could we take anything seriously?
A Jean-Paul Sartre piece on existentialism would look equally as silly as a Courtney Love auto-biography. And, having now just learnt that Windings are actually classified as a dingbat font, which is a series of fonts that uses symbols for letters, I doubt any other languages would take ours very seriously.
You're probably thinking, what the fuck is this guy talking about. Well, I originally had a thought that this song would look cooler written down in Wingdings than in English. I think I've come to the conclusion that somethings aren't worth delving into.
MY BRAIN HURTS. Oh right, and how 'bout that artwork!
By
Dylan Heneck
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Oct 10, 2016
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Luckily for you isle&fever ditched their previous jobs in the world of adult entertainment and began making music.
The pair purportedly met while on the set of Fever Island; a remake of Gilligan's Island geared to those senior citizens with a c...
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Dylan Heneck
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Jul 30, 2016
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Man, this song makes me wish I met homies like this when I was living in Los Angeles.
"O-O, E-E, UHHH-UHHH"
What was that?! You heard that too, right?
"O-O, E-E, UHHH-UHHH"
Sounds a lot like the chorus in "Future" by Dux and Stan.
"O-O, E-E, UH...
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Dylan Heneck
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Aug 16, 2016
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Magic to my ears, this is. If disco met Harry Potter, others might add. Imagine that -- Harry Potter at the disco.
Surely John Travolta plays Daniel Radcliffe. Making it the most sexually confusing action/dramas in recent memory.
But, those dance s...
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By
Hugh McClure
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Oct 31, 2012
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I first saw Brisbane four-piece Mitzi last year, and quickly developed a soft spot for them. It came as a huge surprise when I realized I'd never reviewed them. This slight must be rectified immediately.Their debut EP All I Heard was released last ye...
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