Hibernation sounds like a vibe. Eating like a king until you pass out for 3 months. What would you rather do?
There really aren't too many things that could trump gorging your face and slumbering, but I imagine getting a back massage is another dynamite option.
Chancing it with upperclass hookers poses it's risks, and dancing eventually gets tiresome. I'm sure the new Grizzly Bear album is going to be a rad listen, which is cool because we're running out of stuff that is better than hibernation.