It's almost impossible to rewrite this review as well as the one I had thought about writing last night. A conundrum I'm sure Funkerman is all too familiar with.
Much like Funkerman's latest version of his club classic, "Speed Up," I too envisaged something great for this review. Sadly though, in this write up you'll receive neither humor nor intellect. Which, very much unlike his re-edit, I've failed to live up to expectations.
Therefore, my goal now is to make this as unmemorable a read as possible so that there is a steadier focus on the music. Noble, I know. I do it for you, the people who read x