Fuck hula hoops. They make me a literal Grinch. How come little girls can absolutely slay it at hula hooping and have zero co-ordination but I, who frequents sport, grown ass man, can't make a colorful loop stay up for more than three meager swings.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to hate on little girls, this has just been a life long issue that has resulted in lots of pain, both physically and emotionally.
Whatever, actually. The song is nice, so lets just focus on that.